What is the so called news?

Amy Schumer, someone who I never have heard of. She apparently gave out her number to one of her fans. Then it got out by accident and we got a hold off it. We tried to contact but she did not answer and we know she recieved the messages. We send a few like a few hundred messages, just enough so we made sure she saw we texted. We didn't want to be to desperate but at the same time we wanted her to answer.

She ended up not answering at all and we had to just give up since we were also tired of typing "Hello". It wasn't just hello but also we called her many many times but no answer, even from many cell phones. Almost every one tried calling her, except for Jeremy of course he doesn't have a phone. But either way, im sure we will get another chance to try since thats always the case with any celebrities.

Why is this not really new News?

The reason this is not really new News is because she has done this many time before. Each time its either giving her phone number to a celebrity or fan. It is alwasy leaked really fast somehow almost like it was plan. We sometimes think she just want publicity but either way we still cover it incase there is much more to this story than meets the eye. But, for this it seems like it has nothing special behind it but we must let our audience still know about it and let them know we tried to get in contact with her.

What is this twerp talking about now?

Kanye once again has the best idea ever in the whole wide world. It is to change his to.....drum role please! "Christian Genius Billionaire Kanye West" would be his name if went a long with it but im sure its not going to happen. Funny Kanye has pulled many of this stuns and at this point where not taking anything he says seriously.

He said this while in a talk with I dont know who,, maybe Jimmy Kemel? Jimmy something thats all we know. Well either way some people really thought he was being for real and decided to change their tatooes to match his new name. That was really only like die hard fans but either way we thought it was pretty funny so we included it in this article. I really wish he did change his name so atleat something he says comes true. Well I mean he has had some truth at time but some crazy ideas like becoming president hasn't happened.

Why did we write this?

The only reason why we wrote this is because Kanye is always funny and interesting to write about. Since, eventough he is kinda predictable in doing someting dumb or saying something dumb we dont know what grand idea might be. We always look forward to his apperances in talk shows and pay attention to his tweets. They usually go crazy and his followers love them.